What can be worse than a bitch?
Let's see . The options are:
(a) A fruit
(b) A giraffe
(c) A wannabe bitch.
Yes, the answer is pretty obvious well unless you have an IQ of a turnip.
All bitches go through this transition.
1. Normal sweet person.
2. Wannabe bitch.
3. Bitch.
4. Super Bitch.
AND YES, A WANNABE BITCH IS DEFINITELY MORE ANNOYING THAN A REGULAR BITCH, BUT NOT AS ANNOYING AS A SUPER BITCH.
OMGBITCH IS TALKING CRAP.
"Someone pass me a diet pill... NOW!"
I shall now educate all you imbeciles about the 4 types of people stated above.
1. Normal sweet person.
This normal sweet person is usually very naive; does not swear and is usually very very into religion. Studies hard. Typical goody two shoes and every parents' dream child. Does not argue or talk back too often or demand too much. Well in more simple words, its like a cute little cow with a string tied on to its bell? and gets pulled around. And well it follows very properly.
2. The wannabe bitch.
The wannabe bitch is ANNOYING. She will usually self-proclaim that she's a bitch. Oh yes, the swearing comes in. And not to forget the wardrobe screw ups; the horrible bitch wannable slang/accent!You see, the wannabe bitch will be like a lost cow looking here and there for skimpy/ugly/pretty/trendy clothes and well cows aren't allowed in good shopping malls. (OMGBITCH HAS A THING WITH COWS, BARE WITH IT!) So yeah you get it; wannabe bitches look like... umm. COWS! Ooooh and the wannabe bitch is like a cow with a nose ring plus a string ties on to it for their parents to pull.
3. The bitch.
The bitch is awesome and bitchy. She knows what she's doing all the time has a mouth sharper than a dagger, and is always in control. The little lost cow has broke out from the nose ring and has found her way to the mall.*yay* Everyone loves her and hates her. Well basically she's an angel if you're on her good side and worst that the darkest demons if you're on her bad side so scooch on to her good side; immediately.
4. The super bitch.
You'll hate her when you get to know her. SHE BRAGS SO MUCH SHE HAS TO TAKE LIKE 98 BOTTLES OF SORE THROAT MEDICINE DAILY. She shows too much skin. Well she's mostly evil and caniving. Guys stay away, girls kill her! But she does look good. You can't have everything.
And now you know.
