Word #5
Skank
Used in a sentence,
" You're such a myspce whore "
" You skank, at least I've got real boobs "
Note: Please do not use this phrase if you ACTUALLY are a myspace whore, you're contradicting yourself hence you render yourself an Epic Fail.
Word #4
Douche Bag
Used in a sentence,
"Hey, aren't you the girl that faked an orgasm during P.E.?"
"Why the hell would I do that? Douche Bag."
Attention! You can also use a synonym of this word, Douche Baggable.
Word #3
Whore
Used in a sentence,
"You whore" "You whore" "You whore" "You whore" "You whore"
Tip, if used for at least 5 times followed by a dramatic squeal and then a hair flip, it adds a nice touch to public humiliation.
Word #2
Whatever!
Used in a sentence,
"You're such a slut"
"WHATEVER!"
"You're pretty..."
"Thanks!"
"...dumb"
"WHATEVER!"
"You're left boob is showing"
"WHATEVER"
"THERE'S A BUS COMING TOWARDS YOU"
"Whatev- *Smash*"
Warning, Please do look left, right and then left again before you use that word.
Word #1
BITCH
"I slept with your boyfriend"
"BITCH"
"Look who's talking"
"BITCH!"
"Okay, quit calling me bitch"
"BITCH!!"
"You're the bitch!"
"BITCH!!!"
"I'm not the one who has herpe-"
"DIE BITCH!!!"
Rememeber, when it comes close to the 5th time you're using that word, opt for drastic measures. A pocket knife comes in handy.
