A bitch that as all the respect she can give to herself ( Since she can't garner a single teaspoon of respect from other people ) will obey all the laws of Bitch World. It is their bible. However, there are 10 unwritten rules that only can be revealed a person who has achieved "Bitch!You're a true BITCH" rank.
1. Destroy every PDA (Public Display of Affection) you see.
2. Think of a way to black mail a person of the opposite sex into doing what you want.
3. Talk loud enough (Along with wild gestures if you've had a drink or two) for the person that's being ridiculed to notice.
4. No matter how old you are, NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH YOUR FOOD. Not even your husband.
5. Fight for something that means nothing to you.
6. When in doubt, do whatever you can to be intimidating.
7. Make your presence known, no matter where you are.
8. Don't have cash? Use your bitchy ways to get what you want. Forget the ATM.
9. Break friendships up by sleeping with someone.
10. Run away as soon as you have enough money.
Xoxo
