A sequel to - "You know you're a bitch if you"

How to be a bitch? simple

1. The world revolves around you, you AND YOU!
(that's like the golden rule.)



2. Fill your 8G memory card with kinky pictures of yourself and pretend that you don't know you're hot.



3. Brag about how fabulous your life is, even though its not. Exaggerate!




4. Flirt with like every single guy you see. (even if you have a boyfriend)



5. Buy expensive overrated bags and clothes and BRAG about it.



6. Go over the top on just about everything.



7. Write bitchy hate post about someone else when you're just as bad as the person you are writing about.



8. Wear everything so short that it looks cheap.



9. Wear everything air tight.



10. Do plastic surgery. This is a MUST.



And now you know.
So umm. LIKE RUN GO BE A BITCH.

You know you're a bitch if you...

You know you're a bitch if you...

1. Stare at another bitch for more than 5 seconds.



2. Constantly think of ways to sabotage someone.



3. Manipulate someone with a smile on your face.


4. Spread gossip about someone you hate.



5. Have a posse of people at your disposal to sacrifice at all costs to get even with someone.


6. Change boyfriends/girlfriends for the fun of it.



7. Do a strut past someone you hate.



8. Have a raised eyebrow like you had too much botox.



9. Wear bright red lipstick and pout the hell out of it.



10. If you're really 'bad' at keeping secrets.



Ultimately, you're a 100% bitch if you've seen Mean Girls over and over to learn the insults by heart.

By the way, isn't it ironic how this bitch sent be this message on MSN

!Dane! im happy face says:
thats the gayest sub name gossip girls cool and everything but dont display that publicaly im not being mean

Look out Dane, watch your back because you'll make a grand entrance into this blog soon enough. Just you wait.

XoXo.