A sequel to - "You know you're a bitch if you"

How to be a bitch? simple

1. The world revolves around you, you AND YOU!
(that's like the golden rule.)



2. Fill your 8G memory card with kinky pictures of yourself and pretend that you don't know you're hot.



3. Brag about how fabulous your life is, even though its not. Exaggerate!




4. Flirt with like every single guy you see. (even if you have a boyfriend)



5. Buy expensive overrated bags and clothes and BRAG about it.



6. Go over the top on just about everything.



7. Write bitchy hate post about someone else when you're just as bad as the person you are writing about.



8. Wear everything so short that it looks cheap.



9. Wear everything air tight.



10. Do plastic surgery. This is a MUST.



And now you know.
So umm. LIKE RUN GO BE A BITCH.