Sunday, November 30, 2008

You know you're a bitch if you...

You know you're a bitch if you...

1. Stare at another bitch for more than 5 seconds.



2. Constantly think of ways to sabotage someone.



3. Manipulate someone with a smile on your face.


4. Spread gossip about someone you hate.



5. Have a posse of people at your disposal to sacrifice at all costs to get even with someone.


6. Change boyfriends/girlfriends for the fun of it.



7. Do a strut past someone you hate.



8. Have a raised eyebrow like you had too much botox.



9. Wear bright red lipstick and pout the hell out of it.



10. If you're really 'bad' at keeping secrets.



Ultimately, you're a 100% bitch if you've seen Mean Girls over and over to learn the insults by heart.

By the way, isn't it ironic how this bitch sent be this message on MSN

!Dane! im happy face says:
thats the gayest sub name gossip girls cool and everything but dont display that publicaly im not being mean


Look out Dane, watch your back because you'll make a grand entrance into this blog soon enough. Just you wait.

XoXo.

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